St Louis Park Town Team
Medium 111 matt paulsen park
  • Matt Paulsen
  • #11
  • 3B
  • Bats:R
  • Throws:R

Profile


Background

This guy is the best: with guns, with knives, with his bare hands; he will eat things that would make a billy goat puke.  There is truly no one better in the game at coaxing interferences from opposing catchers.  Paulsen once hit a catcher’s glove over the first baseman’s head breaking his little baby finger in the process.  We bet Albert Pujols has never done that.  Two hundred fifty million for a guy without the ability to rack up catcher interferences, you gotta be kidding me.  Anyway, perhaps Paulsen is not the most interesting guy in the world, but when he does drink beer it is always Dos Equis.  We’re not sayin’, we’re just sayin’.