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Another college boy from Augustana.  I honestly know absolutely nothing about this kid except that he is attending college.  Which of course means all he does is sit around, eat pizza, and play Call of Duty (Call of Duty will hereafter be referred to as COD).  I wonder what his gamertag is when he is playing COD.  I bet he calls himself something tough on COD like BlowyoutoSmithereens104.  He probably thinks he is good at COD.  How come everyone who plays that game is so “awesome” at it.  No one goes “yeah I really suck at COD.  Even a 4 year old with no hands could beat me.”  Nope, everyone you talk to has prestiged like 50 times.  Well somebody is losing.  Somebody.